Sage Wohns, the Rakuten Warrior

I'd like to bring to everyone's attention Sage's profile on page 11 (if you're going by the web viewing application, or page 9 if you're going by the magazine) of the May edition of J-Life.

One can immediately tell by his sinister stance and dangerously stylish suit that his presence in Japan is hazardous to the well-being of the Japanese nation. If it wasn't for his mystifyingly cabalistic look that says, "I may be dangerous, but man I look good in this suit," in a monastic sort of way, but with a touch of dash, I would notify the authorities forthwith.